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TEXAS—Following a press conference Abbott held on Tuesday announcing that he plans on re-opening the state, he admitted to reporters...
Year: 2021
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WASHINGTON—As the latest Stimulus package was brought to the Senate late Friday, the Democrats failed to pass it, even with...
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Hey, homeowners! Did you know you can save a bunch of money by using this uncommon tactic called "Having a...
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WASHINGTON—Biden's $1,400 stimulus package, which includes payments to every American making below $300,000 per year as well as a minimum...
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FLORIDA--On February 7, 2021, at about 7:14 PM Eastern Standard Time, a Man was spotted in Florida. Locals have stated...
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WALL STREET—Last week the news cycle was once again reminded that the stock market is a thing. When the popular...
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"I wish she'd take a step back and realize that her work is beautiful in its own way."—Friend of Local...
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WALLSTREET—Hedge fund CEO Steven Cohen told reporters late Monday evening that at first he thought Redditors' attempt to drive the...
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FACEBOOK—A local man on facebook claimed Monday afternoon that he is very proud of all of his friends, especially as...
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TEXAS—In a local apartment complex, every last fucking resident was forced to stop what they were doing and try to...
