July 20, 2024

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“World ended under Biden in 2021 as predicted,” Republicans say

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WASHINGTON—Local Republicans announced this morning that the world has officially ended under the Biden presidency, just as predicted.

“We’re now in the early stages of Socialism,” says Texas Senator and local Ford 150 aficionado, Duke Houston.

Houston adds that Biden’s plan to make Covid-19 vaccinations and testing have “caused the end-times.”

He also referenced Biden extending the pause on Student Loan payments until May.

“If you turn your bible to Revelations 21:6, you’ll see what I mean,” says Houston. “It’s all coming to fruition, and I think every Christian Republican needs to bow their heads and pray that this doesn’t happen to them.

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