TIKTOK—A Local Author amassed about 17 thousand followers this week during his push to his goal of 69,420. When asked...
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"There's a solid chance nobody will die," says Cruz. TEXAS—Ted Cruz spoke to the press today in reference of last...
WASHINGTON—Local Republicans announced this morning that the world has officially ended under the Biden presidency, just as predicted. "We're now...
WASHINGTON—As the latest Stimulus package was brought to the Senate late Friday, the Democrats failed to pass it, even with...
FLORIDA--On February 7, 2021, at about 7:14 PM Eastern Standard Time, a Man was spotted in Florida. Locals have stated...
WALL STREET—Last week the news cycle was once again reminded that the stock market is a thing. When the popular...
DALLAS—A grossly incompetent man on Facebook claimed Wednesday afternoon that he doesn't support social media's role in fact-checking politicians. This...
AUSTIN—Texas Governor Abbot told the press Friday that he didn't make any mistakes in the handling of COVID-19, following questions...
FACEBOOK—A grossly incompetent man on Facebook shared a video of a man in his car with no medical experience ranting...