Facebook man first among many pretending to have life-altering symptoms after COVID-19 vaccination

FACEBOOK – A grossly incompetent man on Facebook Sunday Morning declared he has life-altering symptoms caused by his dose of the COVID-19 Vaccination.

“I just got the vaccination and I already have a headache!” he posted in a confused, yet somehow bravely egotistical tone. “BE WARNED! The vaccine will HURT!”

Shortly following the incident, many, many of his Facebook followers informed him that they also had just gotten a headache, however it wasn’t the vaccine that caused theirs.