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TEXAS—Following a press conference Abbott held on Tuesday announcing that he plans on re-opening the state, he admitted to reporters...
Fucking Texas
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Hey, homeowners! Did you know you can save a bunch of money by using this uncommon tactic called "Having a...
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FACEBOOK—A local man on facebook claimed Monday afternoon that he is very proud of all of his friends, especially as...
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AUSTIN—Governor Abbot claimed yesterday in a press conference that maybe, it might be time to start looking into potentially doing...
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FACEBOOK—Irony went over the head of a grossly incompetent local friend on Facebook when he told his followers that he...
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FACEBOOK - A grossly incompetent man on Facebook Sunday Morning declared he has life-altering symptoms caused by his dose of...
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AUSTIN—Governor Greg Abbott made an announcement on Thursday that masks would now be required across Texas. In a brief Q&A, he admitted...
